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akanekoso said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH slicers terrify me, I’d rather just use a kitchen knife for everything. And not make anything I can’t make without a slicer. /(>o<)\
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tsuginojibun said:
day by day you convince me not to buy one of these things. unless i get some kindergarten version with some kind of fingertip guard.
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sloanfinley said:
morgan mace sliced the end of her finger off on a mandolin when i was in middle school. THE END. OF HER FINGER. OFF.
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bailey, everywhere
I'm Bailey, a small girl from a small town. I lived a year in Kyoto and I graduated from college in Chicago in June 2010. I lived in Boston for two years but it was a wash. I'm rebuilding from the ground up. I am intent on adventures. I like beautiful things, funny things, photography, Japan, and emoticaps. (I am a vegan in progress and sometimes it happens in public. I yell most frequently about religion, racism, "women's issues," feelings, and dresses.) My friends call me Etsuko. You write it like 悦子 and it is a very good name.
小さな町からの小さな女子ベイリー(悦子とも呼ばれてます、よく合った名前っす)です。一年間京都に住み、２０１０年６月にシカゴ大学から卒業しました。二年弱ボストンに住みましたが結局無駄でしたのでこれから完全なやり直し中。日常生活にも小さい冒険があると信じて過ごしています。趣味は美しいもの、おかしいもの、撮影、日本、とemoticaps。（只今ビーガン工事中でたまにその進歩も公にされます。頻繁に出て来る課題：宗教、人種主義、「女性問題」、感情、ワンピース。）どうぞ宜しくお願い致します♪
on having a very sharp new mandoline slicer, which you got for Christmas
Sometimes you will be very pleased with the paper-thin carrot coins and the little broccoli-stalk matchsticks in your curried potato salad, and then you will go to run your fingers through your hair and when something catches you will realize that there is a scallop-shaped piece of your fingernail mostly off but still clinging gamely to the rest of it and, consequently, that your mandoline’s blade is so sharp that you didn’t even notice that that had happened, and that had you trimmed your nails last night like you considered doing you would be have been missing a scallop-shaped piece of finger but you wouldn’t have noticed until you had already stained the bamboo cutting board red.
